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BARREL-AGED ROSITA……$8.00
Bitter, aggressive, and tastes kinda smoky, just how we like ‘em. La Penca mezcal, Campari, sweet and dry vermouth, bitters; all mixed together, then aged in a rye whiskey barrel to promote wonderfulness.
CARL WEATHERS……$7
You will totally die for this cocktail , just like he did in Rocky IV. House-infused apple-cinnamon bourbon is mixed up in a scuffle with apple cinnamon mead, then topped with Abita root beer and RedStreak hard apple cider
CIGARETTES & HOTSAUCE……$8.00
Pick your new bff! Mix either Benromach single malt scotch, or La Penca mezcal with habanero simple syrup and ginger beer. Smoky, spicy, tasty
CRAIG’S LIST CASUAL ENCOUNTER……$6.50
It’s not what you’re expecting. You can’t send it back. It lingers in your mouth. Jeppson’s Malort, lemongrass-ginger syrup and lemon-lime soda pop
CROOK’D LADY……$7
By the time you finish reading this, 12,000 Americans will have died of scurvy. Protect yourself. House-infused grapefruit vodka gimlet with grapefruit bitters
CUCUMBERSOME……$7
Are you tired of not owning a timeshare? Enjoy your life with this incredible combination of house-infused cucumber vodka, lemongrass ginger syrup and soda water
LOCALS ONLY MARG……$8/$9/$11
A margarita without massive amounts of sweet & sour. A healthy pour of Herencia silver ($8), reposado ($9), or Cazadores anejo ($11) topped with a splash of Cointreau, a splash of sweet & sour, a squeeze of fresh lime with a salted rim
THE MEAD-A-RITA……$7
Tequila goes medieval – add your choice of apple cinnamon, pomegranate or spicy chile mead to a classic margarita. On the rocks. With salt.
NEW FASHIONED……$7
Jumping on bandwagons is what Americans do best. Show your support by joining us on the classic cocktail bus. Rye whiskey with cinnamon, nutmeg, clove & ginger spice syrup & a dash of orange bitters
PICKLED PIXIE PUNCH……$7
Who invited the pixie to the block party? Pink lemonade vodka on ice topped with a 7oz. pony bottle of Miller High Life
SPICED HORCHA-TEA……$8
People who don’t know what Horchata is anger the Gods. Do not be the target for Zeus’ lightning bolt. Spiced rum, Rumchata, spice syrup, iced tea.
THREE MEN AND A LITTLE MEZCAL……$8
Mezcal, cinnamon and pineapple are good by themselves, but great together; like Danson, Guttenberg and Selleck. Mezcal, pineapple, cinnamon, love
WINNIE THE PLUM GIMLET……$8
There’s a Wonder Years’ reference in here somewhere. Anyways, this is a gin cocktail with Northshore #6, plum purée, honey syrup & a li’l lime juice
BEER COCKTAILS
APPLE PIE……$7.50
Pear cider has fun with an underbelly of Tanqueray. It’s delicious.
BEER-MOSA…..$4
Brunch club welcomes a new friend with this mix of Allagash White and orange juice. It’s dangerous
BEER-MOSA…..$4
Brunch club welcomes a new friend with this mix of Allagash White and orange juice. It’s dangerous
BUTTER BEER……$7.50
Tired of being called a nerd? inspired by a bespectled wizard, a mix of Crabbie’s Ginger Beer & butterscotch liqueur. Accio Butter Beer!
CHERRY ALMOND STOUT……$8.00
With thrift store shopping, you never really know if things are gonna match or not. Well, these things do: black cherry vodka, a splash of amaretto, 10oz of Belhaven Stout.
LAURA-SAURUS……$7.50
Dragon’s Milk finds itself stuck in a lease with house-infused vanilla vodka & Cassis.
LAWN MOWER……$6.50
Not just the newest dance craze for 2011, it’s 12oz of Half Acre Daisy Cutter with a shot of Buffalo Grass vodka
MAKE YOUR OWN KBS……$10.00
Grab a bottle of Breakfast stout, pour it over a shot of Knob Creek Bourbon. It’s just the same.
THE MICHIGAN MARGARITA……$8.00
New Holland’s Hopquila (Centennial hop steeped liquor), triple sec, lime juice, & Founders Centennial IPA over ice. Combines all things Michigan: hoppy beer, margaritas, & alliterating drink names.
THE MIDWESTERN SNAKE BITE……$4.75
Crispin cider and Dortmunder Gold lager share life stories in a dive bar half way between Cleveland and Minneapolis
POOR MAN’S BLACK VELVET……$5
Smooth and silky combination of Crispin cider and Left Hand Milk Stout
THE PURPLE GIN-GER……$8.00
Unlike exposure to direct sunlight for our redhaired companions, this drink is harmless; New Holland’s herbaceous Knickerbocker gin, grape soda, and crisp dry cider in a flute
SPICED CANDIED APPLE……$7
Like a trip to the carnival without identity theft – maple whiskey plays guess the age with apple cinnamon mead over ice
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